Prime Time Productions · Preseason

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"WE COMIN' for your $100."

It's Prime Time
for the dues.

Two leagues, twenty-four teams, one hundred dollars a head, united — per the founders' own account — "by pancakes and a dream." Coach Prime confirms your seat and collects. Coach Kre, the commissioner, presides over the rest (allegedly with integrity). Pay up or take the Wall of Shame's chicken treatment.

How it works & how to pay See the Wall of Shame 🐔
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COACH PRIME · The Face & The Voice

The Tale of the Tape

Where we at

Real-time dues tracker across both leagues. The numbers don't lie. The film don't either.

"I don't chase folks for money. I chase 'em for the culture. The money just shows up."

— Coach Prime, The Face & The Voice

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The Playbook

The deal

Coach Prime keeps it simple. Three steps. No excuses. No exceptions. 14 days, fellas.

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STEP 01

Confirm your seat

Coach Prime texts you. Say you're in, lock your roster spot before someone on the waitlist takes it.

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STEP 02

Pay the $100

Tap the Venmo link in your text — prefilled, one tap. WE COMIN' for that entry fee.

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STEP 03

Ball out

Draft, trade, talk trash, chase THE PRIMETIME. Loser gets a season of Coach Prime in their group chat.

Show Me the Money

What you're playing for

$2,400 in the pot. Two leagues, four places paid. Every dollar accounted for — allegedly.

1st$1,600Deion Bowl champion — hoists THE PRIMETIME
2nd$600Deion Bowl runner-up
3rd$100Entry refunded
4th$100Entry refunded
Pot thermometer$2,400

Syrup's flowing. Coach Prime's Cut is a joke. (It is not a real deduction. Probably.)