The Terms · Chapter One
The fee, the dates, the pay
Everything you need to get in and stay in. Coach Prime made it easy on purpose.
💸 Entry fee
- Cost
- $100 per team, per league.
- What it's for
- The pot. Winner takes it. That's the whole thing.
📅 Deadlines
- Confirm your seat by
- August 15, 2026
- Pay your dues by
- August 31, 2026
Miss the confirm date and your seat goes to the waitlist. Coach Prime does not wait.
📲 How to pay
Just Venmo @ekreloff — $100, your name in the note.
- Venmo
- @ekreloff
- Note
- Your name + "WE COMIN'".
No Venmo? Find Coach Prime — he'll sort you out.
"The fee is one hundred dollars. The fee has always been one hundred dollars. Consult the bylaws."
— The Commissioner, from the Commissioner's Office
House Rules
The rules
Standard league play. Don't be the person who needs these spelled out.
🏈 Format
12-team leagues, snake draft at the Deion Sanders Invitational, head-to-head weekly matchups. Scoring is the Deion Scoring System — half-point PPR. Full PPR was ruled "as redundant as two spoons in the Sugar Bowl." This was a compromise. Nobody got everything they wanted.
📋 Roster & waitlist
24 seats total across two leagues. Drop out or get dropped and the next person on the waitlist gets promoted automatically.
🛑 Texts from Coach Prime
Reply STOP any time to opt out of texts. (You'll still owe the $100 — Coach Prime just won't text you about it.)
The Press Conference
FAQ
The stuff people ask Coach Prime every single year.
Why is Coach Prime texting me?
He's the commissioner. He recruits, confirms, and collects. That's the job. WE COMIN'.
What happens if I don't pay?
You land on the Wall of Shame with a DID NOT REPORT stamp 🐔 — and the texts get less charming the longer you wait.
Can I get my money back?
Once you're paid in, you're in for the season. No refunds — the pot is the pot.
How do I know my payment landed?
Check the Wall of Shame. The second Coach Prime marks you paid, your name moves to the active roster.