The Tale of the Tape
Where we at
Real-time dues tracker across both leagues. The numbers don't lie. The film don't either.
"I don't chase folks for money. I chase 'em for the culture. The money just shows up."
— Coach Prime, The Face & The Voice
The Playbook
The deal
Coach Prime keeps it simple. Three steps. No excuses. No exceptions. 14 days, fellas.
Confirm your seat
Coach Prime texts you. Say you're in — the Commissioner's Office countersigns the paperwork, and the seat is yours before the waitlist gets ideas.
Pay the $100
Venmo @ekreloff — $100, your name in the note. WE COMIN' for that entry fee.
Ball out
Draft, trade, talk trash, chase THE PRIMETIME. Loser gets a season of Coach Prime in their group chat.
Show Me the Money
What you're playing for
$2,400 in the pot. Two leagues, four places paid. The commissioner holds the ledger personally.
Syrup's flowing. Coach Prime's Cut is a joke. (It is not a real deduction. Probably.)